april 29th, 2007 flashback.
xanga is having this huge ordeal about “xanga 2.0,” whatever… but after some twists and screws and arm pulling, i was able to find some of my old blog posts… no lie, i was sort of looking for something along the lines of this, haaaa. i used to be so lame. if you knew me from back in the day and you still know me now, well this is nothing new. but here’s some chuckles for those who have only known me as a stoner. obviously people saw truth in their judgments. weird. anyway, i’m now a super cannabis connoisseur, fully equipped with her own oil/bong rig and a medical cannabis prescription in accordance with california prop 215 and sb420. so for anyone SCREAMING cannabis intolerance at me, lol WHY WOULD I BELIEVE YOU, i didn’t even believe myself. i just hope you’ll end your ignorance one day like i did, even if it means you’re completely wrong today. i’ll forgive you. thanks.
"i don’t really like disclosing too much information on here… but man, let me say one thing: it’s so funny how people really do judge others. even if you say you “don’t,” oh trust me, you do. i don’t know what it is about me (well, i would understand if you knew me in middle school, i guess) but people look at me and automatically think i’m a stoner. so here’s one thing that will carry you far, cuz if you know this about me, you basically know one of the most important things about me: i have never, ever and will never, ever smoke any sort of thing under any circumstance. whether it is in, out, old, new, trendy, what everyone’s doing, etc. i will never do it. college won’t conform me and any friend who won’t accept me for it isn’t a friend at all. some of my closest friends are stoners, and if they can accept it, so can you. i will seriously be dead before i smoke. i’m not kidding. somebody points a gun to my head and says “smoke this or i’ll shoot you,” i wouldn’t do it. i seriously would sacrifice my life before i smoke anything. i’m that serious about it. i could sit here and list all my reasons, but i feel like that’s something i really don’t need to justify… plus, it’s a real long story.
anyway, i used to get real offended and butt-hurt when people would automatically assume i smoked, but i’ve learned to have fun with it. sometimes i amuse myself and have a jolly good time by going along with it, just to see how far i can get. people actually believe me! it’s hysterical. even some of my “friends” don’t believe me. i could announce myself as a self-proclaimed crackhead, and i think at least half of my friends would actually take it into consideration. so here’s news for anyone who needs it: regardless of what you ever hear or think, no, i do not smoke.
just had to share that. :]”