you need a warrant, officer.
itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m joey sometimes I’m chandler

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m joey sometimes I’m chandler

(Source: babysylph, via mitzzies)

REMINDS ME OF LAST NIGHT.
only there was just 6 of us instead of a shitton of people… BUT we had techno music AND a bonfire AND it was awesomeeeeee. :) :) :)

REMINDS ME OF LAST NIGHT.

only there was just 6 of us instead of a shitton of people… BUT we had techno music AND a bonfire AND it was awesomeeeeee. :) :) :)

(Source: fatefulwings, via sitonmysubwoofer)

this is what i do when i’m officially avoiding you, and i don’t text back until like 30 MINUTES later… yeah whatever. don’t give me a reason for you to be on my bad side and you won’t end up there. i regret nothing.

this is what i do when i’m officially avoiding you, and i don’t text back until like 30 MINUTES later… yeah whatever. don’t give me a reason for you to be on my bad side and you won’t end up there. i regret nothing.

(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)

things i learned from yet another awesome weekend…

  • pie is love. <3
  • it’s okay to drunk tweet…? i tweeted “RICHARD SIMMONS” and i have NO clue why now, and nobody else does. derp?
  • just because board games and video games were advertised doesn’t mean they’ll play out… :P ha, obviously we didn’t NEED either…
  • EDM is always relevant. <3 <3 <3
  • just because everyone you want to be there isn’t, doesn’t mean you can’t have a blast with the ones who are. feel me? missed both sarahs, jessica, luis, robert, matt for longer than 10 seconds, jordan… probably forgetting others, but yeah. life.
  • people still love and respect my cockring in the ceiling. also, i tell the cockring story more than i realize.
  • 1 four loko really is enough.
  • everyone contributing here and there (some more generously than others) really IS the way to go. i think this was the most successful weekend/party in that aspect. i think we’re all teetering near bankruptcy, haha.
  • trying new things with different people is nice. and friends are super generous. :D THANK YOUUUUU CHRIS. and sodos, sean, dorian, and arison for making it a good experience~
  • yuya + glass = NO.
  • yuya + fire = NO.
  • yuya + phones = NO.
  • yuya + social hostility = NO.
  • yuya + …alcohol = HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED.
  • basically, if you hear something get dismantled, shattered, broken, blasted, drained, spilled, or otherwise annihilated, it was probably yuya.
  • …he has good intentions, though. personally talked about them with him today. he just completely FAILS at displaying them properly.
  • forrester is a freaking g.
  • and has the coolest hamster.
  • despite our efforts to encourage clashing personalities and maturity levels, we definitely hit a snag this time. sam + alex = NO.
  • the sliding glass door is to be shut at all times.
  • this should go without saying, but i think some people need a reminder: if you’re partying at some one’s house, do your best to be respectful. and if nothing else, do NOT argue with the host when they attempt to enforce keeping the peace. like, really.
  • arison is a fire god.
  • sodos is still a beer pong champion, and hello tebow’d sean.
  • AND DAVID IS A FORCED TO BE RECKONED WITH. there, i said it. i don’t even play, haha.
  • playing the “irish pub rock” station on pandora will give you mostly flogging molly-sounding songs, but that’s totally ok for a party on st. patrick’s day!
  • sometimes mistakes immediately benefit us. re: our server at chili’s accidentally charged the table next to us the bill that was ours, but conveniently our bills were quite similar in price, so he just charged us with their bill instead. and $3 worked in our favor. take that, society.
  • matt’s jello shots just sort of creep in to every party, it seems… but they are deeply appreciated and quickly devoured, always in high-demand, lol.
  • sleep isn’t that important.
  • dan knows A LOT about textiles, like FUCK man. ahahaha
  • irish car bombs are the fucking shiiiiiiiiiiit. as always.
  • guinness is the gift that keeps giving… because of this, stock may run out once. or twice.
  • dorian likes whisking guitars.
  • as dumb as this sounds, i love when we get a new person and then they add the crew on facebook before the weekend’s out. the newest addition is forrester! woot. new friends are awesomeeeee. :)
  • sometimes it’s okay to respond to some one you don’t wanna talk to. you might be entirely surprised.
  • …other times it isn’t. :/
  • i brought them bitches hot chocolate. bitches love hot chocolate.
  • i can survive 3 days without tumblr and 4 days without my laptop. [apparently.]
  • you get to celebrate your birthday twice a year if you’re a marine.
  • PERFECT PUMPKIN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. IT DOESN’T JUST HAPPEN, IT’S A SIGN. AND WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU… YOU’LL CARE. YOU’LL GET IT. ‘TIL THEN… WHATEV.
  • there are people who favor pumpkin pie over EVERY OTHER KIND OF PIE in march. MARCH! there are other pies in the bakery, man. it’s time to get over pumpkin.
  • conroy is a THIEF! :P
  • men can HELLA act like girls!
  • beat hazard ultra on dan’s aaaaaaamazing monitor = yes. wish i was rolling for that, shiet.
  • you might think you need it, but you’ll be fine without it.