you need a warrant, officer.

"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad."

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

(via perfectlittleprince)

Sep 18 2014 • 59,027 notes

quiet reminder for myself and anyone else who needs it


oyajicon:

  • you’re alive
  • you’re okay
  • you have people who care about you
  • you can do this
  • it’s okay to be scared and overwhelmed, just don’t let it consume you
  • you’re okay
  • you can do this
  • today might not be a good day, but you’re alive and that’s okay
  • it’s okay
  • you’re okay
  • deep breaths
  • you’re okay
Sep 15 2014 • 47,106 notes

MY DASH IS FIRE TONIGHT LIKE THE DABS I JUST… DABBED

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE I FOLLOW

I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS

…YET

KEEP IT COMING WHILE IT’S FREE and legal.

Sep 15 2014 • 1 note