you need a warrant, officer.
I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.

Elizabeth Olsen 


YES YES YES this is exactly what I was thinking about when I answered the sex ed question the other day. This kills me

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Self-taught chef Rhiannon over at Cakecrumbs has been working on a fun series of planetary cakes that are designed to be scientifically accurate with different types of cake representing various layers within Earth and Jupiter.

(This Is Colossal.)

Her cake game is strong.

I want these for my next birthday cake

II want a planet cakeeee

On my Galactus flow like


a woman wrote ozymandias aka the highest rated episode of any tv show of all time, the highest rated episode in a tv series with multiple critically acclaimed episodes. a show that has been consiatantly been hailed by critics as the greatest show of al time. and not just this year. ALL TIME. the //highest rated 40 something minutes of tv to ever exist// so um yeah. 

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been toying around with this new layout and i think i finally have all the kinks worked out, at least the ones that bother me enough to fix.

you can only really view the layout if you’re on a computer or using full web browsing/desktop versions, but it looks better than it did. there are also tags up top above the header which are some of the things i tag most/am interested in most… so if you click it, it’s like magically i have a 90s/cats/hip-hop/cannabis-only blog. or something haha. thinking of smacking another tag up there but not sure which one…

anyways, none of this actually matters, i just like playing around with css when i have nothing better to do.


My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

hahahahaha this is my fucking life

i love it

if i follow you, i’m rooting for you.

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I wonder how many colors there really are

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Bill O’Reilly “does not believe in white privilege,” saying it’s a “big lie that is keeping some African-Americans from reaching their full potential.”

Now back to reality:

  • One in 3 black men can expect to go to prison at some point. 
  • A black college student “has the same chances of getting a job as a white high school dropout.” 
  • Media cover 19.5% of cases with missing African American children, while 33.2% of missing children cases involve black kids. 
  • At least “4 million African-Americans and Latinos experience housing discrimination each year.” 
  • While black Americans make up 14% of monthly drug users, “they are 37% of the people arrested for drug offenses.” 
  • We could go on and on and on

White privilege is best explained by a privileged white guy.

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